Perhaps this occurs in other regions of this great country, but I see a frightening epidemic that I would like to call Midwesterner's Disease. or Syndrome. Yeah, Syndrome's better.
Symptoms: happy for seemingly no reason whatsoever, desire to "just sit" outside, compulsion to show excessive amounts of pasty and unshaven skin, incessant need to use the word "gorgeous" in conjunction with the other "weather." 3 or 4 criteria necessary for diagnosis. No known cure, but seems to dissipate in 3-6 months on its own.
That's right, spring has unofficially sprung (apparently it was back on March 20th. You'd never know because it SNOWED a couple days ago for about 3 minutes). People are happy because they can wear shorts, but they have forgotten that there's no "going green" code against shaving. Ladies, I'm talking to you. Guys... I just don't know.
I really hope this lasts. I just bought a couple cute shirts that have short sleeves and the thought of sporting them underneath a coat kinda makes me want to weep.
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